天锡小说网

第4部分（第1页）

MTVMusic　Awards　after…party　at　Lindsay？s　loft。

But　summer　and　the　beach　go　hand　in　hand；　and　I　could　neverpletely　forsake　the　shore；　but

that　heartthrob　actor　T　has　donejust　that；　abandoning　his　lavish　spread　on　the　North　Shore　（yes；the

one　you　saw　on　that　episode　ofCribs　）　to　spend　a　steaming…hot　summer　in　sticky　New　York　City。

Now　that？s　dedication。

across　the　pond

I　know　we　started　out　as　an　English　colony；　but　we　won　the　war（no　hard　feelings！）　and　therefore

we　do　things　a　bit　differently

on　this　side　of　the　pond。　I　like　the　whole　royalty　thing？　especially　a　certain　heir　to　the　throne　and

his　party…monster　redheaded　younger　brother？but　there？s　a　lot　about　the　English　that　I　just　don？t

understand。　For　example；　I　hear　that　a　certain　young；　foxy；　blue…eyed　American　girl　we　all　know

and　love　has　gotten　herself　mixed　up　with　a　titled　gentleman　who　seems　to　have　eyes　for　his；　um；

cousin？　Apparently；　in　some　grand　old　English　families　it？s　perfectly　acceptable　to　ask　your

cousin　to　move　in　for　the　summer；　to　hold　her　hand　during　intimate　dinners　at　London？s　finest

restaurants；　to　slip　away　together　to　the　thatch…roofed　country　house　for　a　weekend　foxhunt。

How？s　that　for　culture　shock？

your　e…mail

Q：

Dear　GG；

My　mom　insisted　that　I　take　an　internship　at　a　glossy　magazine　this　summer。　She　says　it？ll　help

prepare　me　for　the　real　world；　but　I　feel　like　I？m　the　only　one　spendingmy　summer　cooped　up

inside　the　fashion　closet；　packing　next　season？s　Marc　Jacobs　shoes　into　boxes　and　keeping　track

of　the　Me&Ro　jewelry。　It？s　like　working　in　retail；and　besides；　I　have　the　rest　of　my　life　to　work；

don？t　I？Shouldn？t　I　be　chilling　at　the　beach　with　my　babeliciousboyfriend　or　something？

？In　the　Closet

A：

Dear　In　the　Closet；

How　do　you　think　I　feel？　I？m　still　here；　albeit　with　the　ACcranked　and　a　chilled　bottle　of　Dom

next　to　the　puter；hard　at　work；　serving　all　your　gossip　needs。　But　seriously：help　yourself　to

something　Guccilicious　from　the　sunglassdrawer。　You　deserve　it！　（And　no　one　will　notice　if　you

throwsomething　in　for　your　boyfriend；　too。）

？GG

Q：

Dear　GG；

Does　that　guy　N　have　a　long…lost　brother？　I　think　I　saw　him　at　the　Oyster　Shack　on　the　Island；

but　it　couldn？t　have　been　the　same　guy；　this　guy　was　dressed　like　a　construction　worker　and

hanging　out　with　some　skanky…looking　but　undeniably　hot　townie　chick。　Any　idea　what？s　going

on？

？Double　Take