天锡小说网

第14部分（第4页）

Disclaimer：　All　the　real　names　of　places；　people；　and　events　havebeen　altered　or　abbreviated　to　protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

I　was　in　an　interschool　play　once。　I　had　one　great　line：　“Iceberg！”

Guess　which　play　I　was　in　and　what　I　was　dressed　as？　The　one

hundredth　person　to　get　it　right　will　win　a　free　Remi　brothers　poster。

But　enough　about　me。

S’S　MODELING　DEBUT！

Be　on　the　lookout　this　weekend　for　the　cool　new　poster　decorating

the　sides　of　buses；　the　insides　of　subways；　the　tops　of　taxis；　and

available　online　through　yours　truly　（I’m　telling　you；　I’m　connected）。

It’s　a　great　big　picture　of　S—not　her　face；　but　it　has　her　name　on　it

so　you’ll　know　it’s　her。　Congratulations　to　S　on　her　modeling　debut！

SightingsB　；　K　；　and　I　all　in　3　Guys　eating　fries　and　hot　chocolates　with　big

fat　Intermix　bags　under　the　table。　Don’t　those　girls　have　anywhere

else　to　go？　And　we　thought　they　were　always　out　boozing　it　up　and

partying　down。　So　disappointing。　I　did　see　B　slip　a　few　splashes　of

brandy　into　her　hot　chocolate；　though。　Good　girl。　Also　saw　that

same　wigged　girl　going　into　the　STD　clinic　downtown。　If　that　is　S　；

she’s　definitely　got　a　bad　case　of　the　nasties。　Oh；　and　in　case　you’re

wondering　why　I　frequent　the　neighborhood　of　the　STD　clinic—I　get

my　hair　cut　at　a　very　trendy　salon　across　the　street。

Your　E…mail

dear　gossip　girl；　are　u　really　even　a　girl？　u　seem　like　the　type　2

pretend　to　be　a　girl　when　u’r　really　a　50…yrs…old　bored　journalist　with

nothing　better　2　do　than　to　harsh　on　kids　like　me。　loser。　—jdwack

Dearest　Jdwack；　I’m　the　girliest　girl　you’d　ever　want　to　meet。　And

I’m　pre…college；　pre…voting　age；　too。　How　do　I　know　you’re　not　some

fifty…year…old　bitter　dude　with　boils　on　your　face　taking　his　inner

angst　out　on　innocent　girls　like　me？—GG

Dear　GG；　I　loooove　your　column　so　much　I　showed　it　to　my　Dad；

who　totally　loved　it！！　He　has　friends　who　work　at　Paper　and　the

Village　Voice　and　other　magazines。　Don’t　be　surprised　if　your

column　gets　much；　much　bigger！！　I　hope　you　don’t　mind！！！　Love

always！！！　—JNYHY

Mind？　No　way。　I’m　all　about　being　big。　I’m　going　to　be　huge。　No

more　crappy　one…line　parts　in　interschool　plays　for　me。　You　might

even　see　me　on　the　side　of　a　bus　sometime　soon。　Bring　it　on！

You　know　you　love　me；

“Yum；”　Serena　said；　eyeing　the　cookies　laid　out　on　a　table　in　the

Constance　lunchroom。　Peanut　butter　cream；　chocolate　chip；