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he　was　just　under　the　influence　as　usual。　。　。　。V　at　theNYU　bookstore　on　Washington　Place；　asking

if　they　had　any　school　logo　T…shirts　in　black　instead　of　their　trademark　purple。　Not　exactly　the

school　spirit；V　！　。　。　。K　andI　shopping　for　their　back…to…school　wardrobes　atTSE；　buying　armloads

of　cashmere　sweaters？even　though　they？re　going　to　school　in　Florida？　Well；　cashmereis　nice　over

a　bikini。　。　。　。C　at　theShake　Shack　in　Madison　Square　Park；　chomping　down　on　a　cheeseburger　and

feeding　that　spoiled　little　white　monkey　of　his　French　fries　with　extra　ketchup。　I　wonder　if　they　get

cited　for　health　code　violations。　If　so；　we？ll　know　why。

It？s　time　to　watch　someLaguna　Beach　reruns？gotta　love　to　hate　those　ridiculous　nouveau　riche

kids？before　I　skip　out　for　my　manipedi　appointment　at　Elizabeth　Arden　Red　Door　Spa。　Nothing

like　buffing　up　and　staying　silky　smooth　for　the　dog　days　of　summer？not　to　mention　the　devilishly

handsome　French　waiters　at　Pastis。　。　。　。　Down；　boys！

Vouz　m？adorez；　ne　dites　pas　le　contraire；

gossipgirl

TO：　undisclosed…recipients

FROM：　jeanieinabottle119@yahoo。

Subject：　Dan？s　gay？hooray！

Dear　recent　graduates　of　Riverside　Prep：　I　hope　you　don？t　mind　my　abusing　your　school

yearbook？s　contact　list；　but　I？m　sure　you？ll　be　happy　when　you　find　out　why：　I？m　writing　to

invite　you　all　to　a　momentous　occasion；　the　ing…out　party　for　your　dear　classmate　and　my　dear

son；　Daniel　Jonah　Humphrey。　After　four　years　of　going　to　school　with　Dan；　I？m　sure　you？ve　all

been　waiting　for　this　big　day！

Please　be　our　guests　in　apartment　#9D；　815　West　End　Ave。；　this　Saturday　（tomorrow！）　at　2　p。m。

Food　and　drink　will　be　served；　and　it？s　sure　to　be　a　merry　time。　But　hush…hush？it？s　asurprise　！

Whatever　you　do；　don？t　tell　Daniel！

Hope　to　see　you　all　on　Saturday！　Please　dress　your　colorful　best　for　the　occasion。

Love　and　rainbows；

Jeanette　（Daniel？s　mom）

TO：　svanderwoodsen@constancebillard。edu

FROM：　kenthemogul@gmail。

Subject：　Get　ready　for　your　close…up　。　。　。

。　。　。　because　it？s　showtime！

Due　to　the　fact　that　even　the　fuckhead　critics　love　my　film；　the　release　date　forBAF　has　been

moved　up　to　September。　Sweetheart；　you　are　about　to　be　astar　；　thanks　to　me。

That　freakworm　Bailey　Winter　is　probably　peeing　himself　trying　to　sew　you　a　choice　of　couture

gowns　for　the　NYC　premier　next　month；　lucky　girl。　You？ll　have　to　wear　your　own　clothes　to　the

press　conference；　though。　You　and　that　queen　Thad　are　scheduled　to　do　press　this　Tuesday　at　5　p。m。

in　one　of　those　tacky　penthouses　at　SoHo　House。　Don？t　worry；　I？ll　handle　all　the　questions？I　just